Spoon of Chastisement

One of the most dreaded magical weapons imaginable is the fabled Spoon of Chastisement. While not at all deadly (it only does subdual damage), in the hands of an angry woman this spoon can inflict great pain to one's backside. Treated as a +1 sap, this spoon only does 1d4 bludgeoning damage. On a successful hit, however, the victim is subject to a Command Spell (DC 14) from the user.

Faint Enchantment (Compulsion); CL 1st; Craft Wondrous Item, Command; Price 4,000 gp