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Stone of Slight Warmth

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Stone of Slight Warmth Aura faint transmutation; CL 1st Slot —; Price 100 gp; Weight 1 lb. DESCRIPTION This smooth, palm-sized stone is pleasantly rounded and faintly polished, as though it has been handled many times. When held in the hand, it becomes slightly warm after 1 minute of continuous contact, reaching approximately the temperature of a mildly sun-warmed rock. If removed from contact, the stone cools back to ambient temperature over the course of 1 minute. The warmth produced is insufficient to deal damage, provide meaningful comfort in cold environments, heat food, or produce any functional benefit whatsoever. The stone’s effect is constant and requires no command word, charges, or activation. LORE No credible arcane institution claims authorship of the Stone of Slight Warmth, and most scholars insist that its existence must be either a joke, a mistake, or the result of an apprentice being left unsupervised for too long. The enchantment itself is trivial - so trivial, i...

Amulet of the Veiled Womb

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Amulet of the Veiled Womb Aura faint abjuration; CL 5th Slot neck; Price 6,000 gp; Weight — DESCRIPTION This delicately crafted golden amulet is shaped in the symbolic form of a yoni, its curves smooth and organic, encircling a polished opalescent cabochon that softly catches and diffuses light. When worn by a female creature with a humanoid or similar reproductive biology, the amulet exerts a subtle but absolute abjurative effect upon the body’s reproductive processes. While worn, the user is rendered completely incapable of becoming pregnant by any means, whether mundane or magical. This effect applies regardless of the source, including spells, supernatural abilities, or divine intervention below the level of a deity. The amulet does not interfere with other biological or magical functions, nor does it alter hormonal balance, vitality, or physical pleasure. It strictly prevents conception. The effect is continuous and requires no activation. Removal of the amulet immediately ends it...

Loofah of Twin Ablutions

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Loofah of Twin Ablutions Moderate transmutation; CL 7th Slot —; Price 9,600 gp; Weight 1 lb. DESCRIPTION This seemingly ordinary bath sponge is grown from dense, fibrous loofah strands bound within a subtle lattice of arcane channels. The item has two distinct ends, each faintly marked by a different coloration when viewed closely - one a pale azure, the other a soft pearlescent white. When the azure-marked end is squeezed or pressed, the loofah emits a steady spray of comfortably warm, clean water. This effect functions as create water , except the water is always produced at a pleasantly heated temperature suitable for bathing. The flow lasts for up to 5 minutes per use and can be directed as a gentle spray with enough pressure to rinse grime from skin, hair, or objects. When the pearlescent end is activated in a similar fashion, the loofah produces a rich, fragrant lather of cleansing suds. This effect mimics prestidigitation used for cleaning, creating soap that clings lightly...

Chamberstone of Quiet Relief - Afflicted

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Chamberstone of Quiet Relief (Afflicted) Aura faint conjuration and faint necromancy; CL 3rd Slot —; Price 250 gp; Weight 1 lb. DESCRIPTION This smooth, flat opaline stone measures approximately 2 inches in length and is shaped like a traditional worry stone, with a shallow thumb-worn depression at its center. It is warm to the touch and faintly smells of clean rain, though those who handle it for extended periods may notice a subtle sourness beneath the scent. At first, this stone functions identically to a standard Chamberstone of Quiet Relief, allowing the bearer to harmlessly and cleanly eliminate bodily waste up to three times per day. The effect is silent, odorless, and leaves no trace. However, the stone carries a hidden affliction. After a creature has used the stone a total of 10 times, the magic begins to distort. Each subsequent use forces the bearer to succeed on a DC 13 Fortitude save or be afflicted with sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress. On a failed save, ...

Chamberstone of Quiet Relief

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Chamberstone of Quiet Relief Aura faint conjuration; CL 1st Slot —; Price 250 gp; Weight 1 lb. DESCRIPTION This smooth, flat opalite stone measures approximately 2 inches in length and is shaped like a traditional worry stone, with a shallow thumb-worn depression at its center. It is warm to the touch and faintly smells of clean rain. When held and activated by a simple mental command, the bearer is instantly relieved of bodily waste in a harmless extradimensional manner. The effect produces no sound, odor, or visible byproduct, and leaves the user in a state of complete physical comfort as though natural processes had occurred normally. The chamberstone functions up to three times per day. Each activation fully eliminates the need for urination and defecation, providing total relief without physiological strain or disruption. This effect does not nourish, hydrate, or otherwise sustain the body - it merely removes accumulated waste. The magic is strictly self-contained and affects...

Ring of the Bear

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Ring of the Bear Aura moderate abjuration and transmutation; CL 9th Slot ring; Price 24,000 gp; Weight — DESCRIPTION This heavy band is typically fashioned from dark iron, its surface engraved with the unmistakable impression of a bear’s paw, complete with deeply scored claw marks that seem to have been carved rather than crafted. The grooves catch the light like old wounds, and when worn, the ring exudes a faint warmth, as though it carries a slow, steady heartbeat. The wearer gains a +4 competence bonus on Fortitude saves and a +4 competence bonus on checks made to resist bull rush, overrun, and trip attempts. In addition, the wearer is treated as one size category larger when determining stability against such effects. The ring holds 3 charges, which are renewed each day at dawn. As a swift action, the wearer may expend charges to invoke the primal resilience of the bear: • 1 charge - The wearer gains 10 temporary hit points for 1 minute. • 2 charges - The wearer gains ...

Amulet of Whispering Stone

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Amulet of Whispering Stone Aura faint divination; CL 5th Slot neck; Price 8,000 gp; Weight 1 lb. DESCRIPTION This small pendant is typically carved from pale marble or aged granite, suspended on a simple chain of tarnished silver. When worn, it grows faintly warm in the presence of worked stone, particularly statues, reliefs, and carved effigies. The amulet allows the wearer to commune with sculpted stone figures, granting them fleeting voices drawn from the impressions left by those who created, beheld, or stood near them. Up to three times per day, the wearer may touch or address a carved stone statue or similar worked figure and activate the amulet as a standard action. This functions as speak with dead , except the target is not a corpse but a stone statue. The “spirit” contacted is not a true soul, but rather an echo composed of residual memory and emotional impressions tied to the statue. As such, the information gained is often fragmented, poetic, or biased by the stat...